I dumped my porridge on the floor, just so Mom would make some more.
Chorus: Don’t worry, Mommy, everything’s ticketty boo.
I poured my cornflakes in the drawer, just so Mom would give me more. Chorus
I bunged my berries at the wall, just so Mom could watch ‘em fall. Chorus
I threw my biscuits way up high, just so Mom could watch ‘em fly. Chorus
I gave my Mommy quite a show. She said, “Baby, no, no, no!” Chorus